
Dear boys, men, and everything in between: No girl is going to be exactly like Zooey Deschanel. Not even Zooey Deschanel is exactly like Zooey Deschanel. You think you’re gonna get a wide-eyed sprite who enchants you with her knowledge of the Smiths and always smells like honeysuckle glitter (whatever the fuck that is); the reality is, that girl is gonna be mentally unstable and probably too self-involved to hold a conversation with. The Manic Pixie Dream Girl is a myth.
I WILL FIND HERMay 06, 2010, 9:23pm
